Not of speed

A person who is not very quick witted, always the last one to understand the punchline. A more socially acceptable way to call your buddys “retard”

Mitch! You not of speed pecker wrecker! How do you not understand what I’m trying to tell you!?

by TrippT June 27, 2023

Speed King

A web developer that knows what they’re doing when it comes to site speed performance and optimization.

T-bone : Yo kaz you know how your the speed king can you speed up this website for me
Kaz : yea mate send it over
T-bone: kaz mate your such a speed king

by Gear boys August 15, 2018

web speed

Actual transfer speed between your computer and the server you are downloading from. Not to be confused with connection speed.

i made this up but it sounds smart?

by darthjesus June 29, 2004

web speed

definition has come from time to download a page to a movie... now simply a porno movie. usually defined as "slow" and "why the fuck are you so god damn slow" and various variations.

shit this web speed makes this be slow motion

by marco June 26, 2004

speed limit challenge

The speed limit challenge is when you play your favorite song/songs but have to play the music to the speed limit signs seen while driving

“Hey Greg, 50 bucks says you can’t do the speed limit challenge to Awaken by dethlok.”

by Jamesbond324 December 09, 2020

speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.

"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."

by JordanlsDead December 04, 2020

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 08, 2021