speed worm

An infant that won't stop squirming and wiggling to get where they want to go.

Baby Nina is a savage and won't stop trying to get across the floor. She's a speed worm.

by Jfeet August 9, 2021

high speed pursuit

(Noun)

The chase given when a girl or guy runs away after you forcibly insert your penis into one of their orafaces, usually in an attempt to prevent him/her from reaching the police so that re-insertion can take place.

Ted: She almost got away...
Jeffery: A Peurto Rican guy almost got away from me too, so I had to take part in a high speed pursuit. The police later found body parts in my refridgerator :(

by SnatchSmasher March 22, 2016

Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.

I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.

by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”

by greglinsanity June 14, 2022

Koia Speed

Well known as a highly accurate process performed at an accelerated pace.

Man, I crushed out those label changes at Koia speed! Pure perfection and, wow that was quick. It's a thing of beauty...

by Articulate Gentleman March 12, 2023

speed out

when you gotta get out quick and you grab you flipflops even though youre still wearing socks for example

yo bro imma speed out real quick
aight dawg

by Ayyrex January 5, 2017

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010