Ninja-tits

Did you see her? Where’s her tits? She got ninja-tits!
by TheDeathlyVirus February 11, 2018
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Ninja Bus

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.
It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.
by Uncle Dunkle March 03, 2018
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Ninja snowball

When you collect your fart in your cupped hand and throw it like a snowball in the general direction of anybody unexpecting it.
Rob's spaghetti O's looked kind of bland so when he turned his head I spiced them up with a ninja snowball.
by Stinky Brownthumb July 16, 2018
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Sneaky Ninja

The Sneaky Ninja is a way of hiding your erection whilst in your jeans at a lap-dancing club, the art of tucking it away so they can't grind extra tips out of you.
So did she get you hard? Yeah but the ol sneaky ninja didn't give it away.
by MilkyBarKid15 August 19, 2015
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Cookie Ninja

Someone who is extremely proficient at stealing cookies without being spotted, regardless of how many people are in the vicinity.
Guy sees cookie.
Guy reaches for cookie.
Cookie disappears.
Guy cries.
Cookie Ninja has won.
by DLTZ April 28, 2013
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Ninja-Hater

Being a hater and not showing it.
Man, Steve seems like he's a pretty cool guy.

You kidding? Steve hates your guts. He's the biggest ninja-hater we got around here.
by Widdly_Scuds October 31, 2010
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ninja poodles

Noun

the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
guy 1 "Dude did you see the Ninja poodles last night?"
Guy 2 "FOL! I totally forgot!!"
by misstaken April 22, 2010
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