we need to talk

A word that is almost always followed up with shit, fuck, how did you know, and I think we should break up/get a divorce.

Usually used by girlfriends to break up or wives to complain about how Becky flipped her off in work.

Situation 1: Vivian: We need to talk
Daniel: (sighs inside) I think we should break up.
Vivian: What'd I do?
Daniel: Have sex with my best friend and tell me about it

Situation 2: Marcia: We need to talk.
Richard: (inside mind): FUCK (out loud): SHIT

by British Black Cocks March 23, 2017

Daniça needham

A person

A kind and generous person who is extremely gorgeous

Daniça Needham helped me with my worries in life

by Daniça Needham March 22, 2022

i need a girlfriend

It means that who ever is saying it has no bitches

Person a: I need a girlfriend
Person but: cause you have no bitches

by Dray98411 September 16, 2022

weed before sexual need

Meaning that although girls can be a main part of your life, Mary Jane will always have a place in heart for you.

"Weed before sexual need bro"

by 420bro's June 6, 2014

Hey...we need to talk

Usually what someone says right before a break up

Hey...we need to talk, I really think this is not working out. We are breaking up.

by Teddy bear206 May 30, 2017

Citation not needed

Its as good as a fact. Nobody should question this.

"Oh, Zachary is a definite cunt. Citation not needed."

by TheMonkOfWesteros September 25, 2017

the old needle condom

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.

James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.

by heheshreccsde September 20, 2018