A severe case of blue balls, where exploding into a condom resembles the rapid filling of a water balloon.
My girlfriend decided to jack me off under the table during dinner with her parents, and now I have AQUA NUTS!!!
by Johnny Long Arm January 08, 2012
by YourlocalJoe December 15, 2019
a)The other day I had to avoid blue ball and had a quick nut tweak to relieve myself.
b)"Ah bitch I'm tweakin' out!"
b)"Ah bitch I'm tweakin' out!"
by Tweakin_ January 16, 2009
The act of a male standing in a tree with a female located under him. The male then proceededs to masterbate to the point of climax and nuts on the females face.
by Coopdogggg April 02, 2018
As seen in THQ's WWF Wrestlemania 2000, and WWF No Mercy for the N64. Normally, when one lands the low-blow, a "PING!" sound is heard. The struck character then does a funny walk grabbing their junk, leaving them open for a follow-up hit.
See also: Double Nut-ping Cancellation
See also: Double Nut-ping Cancellation
by OperatorTX 13 August 29, 2009
the sexual act of placing one's balls in another's vag and the sexual partner queefing them out or you can use salted peanuts just in case of a different sexual orientation
by trollzor48 September 26, 2017
The one larger testicle (usually the left) that all true drummers have. Possibly due to the shape of drum stools and the large amount of time drummers spend on them.
Girl 1- "I heard you hooked up with the drummer last night?!"
Girl 2- "I did, you should have seen his balls.. one was HUGE! "
Girl 1- "Classic case of drummers nut then?"
Girl 2- "I did, you should have seen his balls.. one was HUGE! "
Girl 1- "Classic case of drummers nut then?"
by drugstore cowboy July 18, 2011