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Person 1: That is so Noah
*Talking about a retarded sloth*
Noah by Gangbang76 June 1, 2025
a fucking fatass who has short balding black hair and the tiniest dick to exist.
1. “DUDE LOOK ITS NOAH“
2. “BRO HES SO FAT
Noah by AFUCKINGTACO June 22, 2025
Noah is the type of guy to put you first. He is very caring and emotionally mature, but finds it difficult to get through obstacles in life. If you have Noah, please be his shoulder to cry on when he needs it most, and NEVER take a second with him for granted.
Wow, I never knew I could be loved this much by Noah
someone who grinds Fortnite way too much.
this kid is such a Noah, he is level 1000!
Noah by jahar mohamed March 4, 2026
Noah is a piece of shit and a dumbass that gets no bitches. Noah will also commonly cause people to dry heave.
Person: oh look there’s Noah!
Literally everyone: *gags*
Noah by #1NoahHater October 15, 2025
Great guy but also acts like a prostitute (isn't really)
Man your acting like a real Noah
Noah by Snugz47 October 30, 2025