Scorpion Hand

The act of getting your jollies off by purposely touching the spines of a lion fish and going totally limp with paralysis underwater creating a psudo-euphoric and dreamlike state similar to autoerotic asphyxiation.

Hey Randy, we don’t have time for scorpion hand tonight man. We have to see the ostracods.

by Ostracoddles May 8, 2022

Hand switcher

Only weirdos switch hands when walking and the most elite do it too for maximum masterbation

Sam is a hand switcher

Penis

by Big penis man July 24, 2020

Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies January 10, 2016

Tarantula Hands

The shape somebody's hand takes when touching up the person they are making out with.

"Look at that guy's tarantula hands running up that woman's leg!"

by Velmareth December 14, 2018

The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"

The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"

by EeveLyn November 30, 2020

Hands and Feet

U gon get touched foo if u say something stupid.

He got hands and feet because he went to Argentina and said Messi is trash and Ronaldo is better.

by weareapnow December 3, 2022

Hand Fanning

Flashing and flaunting ones hands with fingers spread wide and palms facing inward in an exaggerated and embarrassingly shallow effort to draw attention to ones finger nails.

Don’t be hand fanning those Dollar Store press on nails in my face. These are the real deal! (hand fan) flash and click!

by South Side Shizzy April 27, 2020