Space Ninja

The best ninja there is. He can be anywhere at once. No other ninja can beat him.

Dude, did you hear about how josh went through space ninja training?

by ninja113 October 19, 2010

Pirate Vs Ninja Vs Cowboy

An unanswerable question, like Sophie's Choice but harder.

Man A: I don't know what to do, it's pretty Pirate Vs Ninja Vs Cowboy at the moment you know??
Man B: You mean like Sophie's choice?
Man A: But wayyyyy harder.

by FishFlop2 February 6, 2009

Christian the Awesome Ninja

Christian the Awesome Ninja is an almost indescribable fictional short story written by the infamous Drew Relkcerk. The story is about a guy named Christian who kills his parents accidentaly with his ninja powers before he even knows he has them. Then he learns more about his powers as he gets older and becomes Christian the Awesome Ninja. In the story he becomes so awesome you`d think he`s the good guy but, as the story progresses he becomes corrupt and starts killing people for no reason. Then, out of a giant bolt of lightning from the sky, comes Drew! Who owns Christian and changes Christian`s name to chis. And Drew changes his own name to Drew The Savior. In order to understand this crazy-ass logic you must read the story which is impossible for alot of people because the only 4 copies of the story are here in my desk drawer.

A few excerpts from Christian the Awesome Ninja below:

1.)" Narrator: There once was a Christian named ninja

Producer: CUT! Oh, C`mon man this is like the 50th time we`ve gone over this its 'There once was a ninja named Christian!! Seriously though, you gotta work on that!!

Narrator: Oh, Sorry

Producer: Alright everybody! From the top! ACTION!"
2.) "Drew the Savior: I couldn`t have done it without help from my best friends Chuck Norris and Jesus."

3.) "Christian the Awesome Ninja: ABRA KADABRA ALEKAZAM!!!"

by blu3hat July 5, 2010

Slippery ninja

The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.

*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!

by Slippery ninja February 28, 2010

Cocaine ninja

A ninja that snorts cocaine
DUH!!

Rolling in the deep.
Need I say more about "Cocaine Ninjas?"

by AcidSamurai August 15, 2011

Gay Ninja

What you think it is. A gay ninja. Seriously, you really need a definition?

Timmy: Wow you just got killed by a gay ninja! you suck ass

by doyoulikepie?ithoughtso October 23, 2008

ninja-wanged

To surprise a ninja and get smacked by his spring-loaded erect penis as a result (or wang). In everyday usage, a term used to describe the result of colliding with a ninja or someone of ninja-esque qualities, resulting in disorientation and humiliation.

The ability to ninja-wang or to cause ninja-wangification or to possess a ninja-wang is reported to be an ancillary reason for a ninja's inherent stealth.

"Ninjas don't just walk slow to not be heard ..." -- John S.

Quote from a waking gaurdsmen:
"I didn't see him coming. I just walked around the corner, and the guy ninja-wanged me."

Quote from a Master:
"Nevermind the pebble. To truly be a master, you must possess the ability of the Ninja-Wang."

by Rob E. November 2, 2006