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minecraft

a shitty game where people complain about people playing games killing minecraft because "MinEcRaFt Is ActUaLly NerDy!!" even though that makes it 100000,0000,0000 times worse. it also looks shitty as fuck, oh and they like to build swastikas too. somehow minecrafters think nerds get any pussy. they dont. nerds get gassed like they deserve to. oh and theyre weebs too.
people who play minecraft should be gassed
by gladiatorblaster September 16, 2020
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Minecraft 1.9

Minecraft Update 1.9 was released on February 29, 2016, and is known as one of the most controversial updates.
This update is most commonly known for revamping the combat system, adding shields, attack cooldowns, tipped arrows, etc.

This update was controversial for the fact that it completely changed the combat system, thus forcing people who decided to keep the game updated to adapt to the new changes.

This update caused a lot of people to keep the game at 1.8 and previous versions to this day.

Despite the update being of decent quality with the revamped combat system being an improvement when looked at unbiased, this update caused the game to die for a couple of years, until it was revived in 2019.
Minecraft Forums
Alexkraft: Anybody else despise Minecraft 1.9? It sucks.
Km_201: I think it's an alright update
PETROCKILOV_: yeah its good
Moonn: it sucks so much wtf are you guys on lmao
Hank Schrader: Hello Guys
Everyone: Omg hank?!??!?!
Hank Schrader: Hello yes I am hank
by Umbrella Guy May 16, 2022
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Minecraft loserz

This is a group of people that play Minecraft together. They are the dumb kids. It’s okay, stick to your loyal losers and you will be fine
Minecraft loserz

Loser one:
Do you want to play Minecraft tonight?

Loser two:
Yes!

Loser three:

GIVE ME ATTENTION! 😒
by imbored221985 October 7, 2021
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r/Minecraft

def:
Reddit community about the game "Minecraft". exists since 2009.

UD def:
a subreddit about Minecraft. very similar to 4chan - it's not that bad at first, then you dig deeper and see the terrible reality of this subreddit.

power tripping moderators, low effort posts getting 10k+ upvotes, high effort posts getting only mere 100 upvotes, posts/comments getting removed/locked for no reason, all the bad stuff exists here. EXPECT A DISAPPOINTING EXPLORATION.

"You have milked your girlfriend for enough karma." - never forget the 2022 power tripping moderator incident.
example 1:
A: *posts a nice house that took few weeks to build*
= THE NEXT DAY =
A: why the fuck a googleable question post has 14k upvotes and mine has only 200?

example 2:
B: *posts a decent build, slightly controversial but still good*
r/Minecraft mods: sorry dude but we find your post to be unsuitable, we need to remove your post and we are going to ban you for 2147483647 years for a made-up reason.
B: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

example 3:
C: hey, I wanna find some communities that are interested in the game Minecraft. you know some?
D: I heard the subreddit r/Minecraft has many members and exists for a long time.
C: nope, I ain't falling for another community with power tripping mods that delete comments or posts for little to no reasons. I also know about the 2022 incident that happened there. and also, rule 33* of the internet.

*FYI, the original rule 33 stands for "Lurk more, it's never enough."
by SomerandomDDfreak March 17, 2025
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minecraft

by epicroblox December 17, 2018
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Minecraft

When you buy Minecraft, you're buying pure happiness.
boi 1: omg i bought minecraft and its fucking awesome
boi 2: its a game
boi 1: an AMAZING game!
by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021
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Minecraft

Minecraft is a sandbox game produced by mojang it has soon been purchased by windows. The game consists of pickaxes axes shields shovels and swords animals. And Temples ruins. Etc. It was first made in 1953
Minecraft is such a good game!
by Mary anne d altiza July 9, 2021
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