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Minecraft

Some kind of blocky game that's not related to ROBLOX.

Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.
by iusedmyschoolaccountsorry August 22, 2019
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Minecraft

The most greatest fucking game your tiny little nuts have ever fucking seen.
Jill: hey did you hear about that Minecraft thing?
Karen: yes all the kids and kiddos are playing it.
Sharen:we should post minion memes about it.
Karen:omg that is so swag dog let’s do it now.
by Adof trump September 25, 2019
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MInecraft

I'm doing minecraft
by Minecraft toes June 16, 2022
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Norman Minecraft

Norman Minecraft is the protagonist of the song "Honey I'm Home" by Ghost and Pals, he's pretty hot ig, but Charon is hotter.
Poor Norman Minecraft, he didn't get his dominoes pizza.
by ThePurpleMoon July 28, 2024
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Asian Minecraft let's play

Spack No.2: Hey, wanna watch sum Asian Minecraft Let's play?

Spack No.1: *Awkward silence*.... "Sure!"
by Jack Spank9049 July 16, 2022
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Minecraft

The only people that haven't played minecraft are either virgins or have extemely strict parents :(

Minecraft is the game where NOBODY has ever had any bad memories

Guy 1: i hate minecraft so much!
Guy 2: *pulls out an ak-47
Guy 2: any last words?
i play minecraft
by Elias B.M September 23, 2022
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Minecraft

Dude Minecraft is the best game out there right now.
by Kchandler1990 February 18, 2020
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