The complete inverse of "sean marcus" meaning "phat bitch". This term implies the opposite. If you are referred to as a mean sarcus, a piece of ply wood has a thiccer booty than you.
"Ayo look at that mean sarcus over there"
"So I saw this fuckin mean sarcus the other day tryin to act all thicc"
"Ayo this baby ain't got NO back. They a mean sarcus."
"So I saw this fuckin mean sarcus the other day tryin to act all thicc"
"Ayo this baby ain't got NO back. They a mean sarcus."
by I Prefer Banana Cream, Doc May 6, 2018

Someone that always has self convinced justification for every decision and tends to judge others and be mean while hiding behind a blanket of self spoken excuses to be mean. They tend to be defensive and give excuses when they recieve any criticism, and they love to call other people assholes when really they are the meanest of them all. Great at convincing themselves they're right, to a toxic degree that tends to make their lives very average and lacking of intense fun. They tend to live in Alabama, Kansas, or some state where they end up alone as shit doing some boring ass shit.
Dude, f*co having Kevin over. He thinks he's Mr. I do everything right and everyone else is just annoying. Noone likes The Mean Saint.
by Forgetthenormal October 8, 2018

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.
Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”
by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022

by King Purpose December 9, 2023

by Lyly25 January 20, 2018
