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Mark Bidet

An extremely insecure little guy who screams instead of talking. He has a severe hatred of women and loves talking about killing them. Mark Bidets are also extremely racist, homophobic and transphobic. Mostly because of the insecurities. Bidet is a strange species, claiming to be an oppressed white male until called racist, then immediately screaming “OMG I’M CUBAN!” Will eventually self destruct.
“That Mark Bidet is a particularly whiny little bitchcake.lolz”
by Trinketlaundromatlady November 27, 2019
mugGet the Mark Bidetmug.

Mark Texiera

Mark Texiera the best first basemen in all of major leauge baseball. Plays for the awesomest team in major league baseball (New York Yankees)
Mark Texiera is such a beast
by yankeeking400300 January 10, 2010
mugGet the Mark Texieramug.

Mark Connor

OH MY GOD, that kid is such a Mark Connor!
by ShannonSloan October 22, 2010
mugGet the Mark Connormug.

Mark it up

to stretch out a story for an extremely long period of time. Can also be used as "marking it up", where the marker is marking the situation up.
I just listened to this guy tell the classic "chicken crossing the road" joke. It took that guy like 15 minutes to tell the story, he totally knows how to mark it up!
by Loan Agent July 19, 2009
mugGet the Mark it upmug.

mystery mark

Something you say when someone says something confusing
" y=mc+b , what kind of problem is this?"

"Mystery mark"
by River1218 December 13, 2016
mugGet the mystery markmug.

skid marks

Bro, that is one nasty damn skid mark on that device of yours.
Dude, did you see the skid marks on that device we just used?
by Zsal September 24, 2018
mugGet the skid marksmug.

love mark

Any scar, bruise, or cut bestowed upon you by a teammate in a non-malicious manner.
"Did I give you that scar when I cleated you at Ultimate practice??"
"Yeah, but it's ok. It's just a little love mark."
by purplezebra March 19, 2010
mugGet the love markmug.

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