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Minecraft Education

A fuckass fork of Minecraft bedrock that updates slow as fuck, have shit restrictions, and sometimes can't multiplayer because it just stuck at locating the server, have cloud storage because it's commonly seen on a chromebook (and chromebook storage is ass)
Gullible Fuck: I wanna play Minecraft ELA is boring
Gullible Fuck: Minecraft Education here we go
Gullible Fuck: This shit ass minecraft still on 1.18! FUCK!
by VariableTeaMcbe September 5, 2025
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Heinz Minecraft

Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish
,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
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Minecraft

The Best Game In The History Of Games
Guy: Hey do you play Minecraft?
Guy2: WTF Yes Bro, what would you think?!?!
by Racoon Bandit December 9, 2019
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Minecraft Steez

when you use minecraft to rizz up a broad
Pickleman invited the bird lady to play Minecraft as friends, but when he deployed the Minecraft steez she swooned
by mynameisnotjeff420 May 3, 2024
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2019 Minecraft Player

A minecraft bandwagon who started playing the game in 2019 because it got popular
Player 1: Hey when did you start playing Minecraft?
Player 2: I started in 2019
Player 1: You are a 2019 Minecraft player? You were a bandwagon
by Zombieparrot37 March 5, 2021
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minecraft

-word used to describe a feeling of being "blocky"
-lust
-not being sexy
-symptoms include:
vomitating
gyatting your face off
skibidi'ng the shit out of the bird sitting outside your window in atlanta
becoming hitler
i am feeling very minecraft.(blocky)
i have a feeling of minecraft. (lust)
i am minecraft.(not being sexy)
i feel minecraft-y (vomitating)
by anonymous November 22, 2023
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