loser cruiser

The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.

Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

homely loser

One who prefers to stay at home in order to avoid having to deal with being social.

"Lauren, lets go get coffee"
"I have a headache, I am gonna stay in bed with my cat."
"Ugh, you are such a homely loser"

by Homely Loser December 31, 2008

sore loser

A sore loser is somebody whos hand falls asleep when there jackin off

ure a sore loser

by socko December 27, 2003

poop loser

A Dani who has been butt-raped repeatedly throughout life leaving her with the inability to hold her mud.

Dani, you're a poop loser! Your mud gates opened and left a slick spot on the floor!

by JustinSkarbro January 20, 2008

Facebook Loser

Someone who even though they have friends on Facebook, never interacts with them. They never have wall posts or are in anybody's boxes. They seem unpopular on social networking sites, even though they may have friends in real life.

Oh, I know her. She's such a facebook loser.

by watevawhocares August 20, 2010

lolercuast

Akin to a holocuast, it is when many people die of laughing way too hard.

A lolercuast occured when the sk8ers got ROFLbombed by the h4x0|25

by Compy May 12, 2006

loper

A person who you are hooking up with or flirting with unbeknownst to the general public/your friends. Usually facilitated through sketchy text messages.

Dude, she is texting her loper.

Why are you leaving the party early, to meet up with your loper?

by loper April 27, 2008