i know you're not laughing

Something annoying bitches say

*Laughs at someone's joke on twitter*

Random chick: "Ummm i know you're not laughing??!!"

by Boilundun54 April 3, 2023

if I’m mad and I start laughing RUN

“If I’m mad and I start laughing RUN” can be used in two different ways, someone might say it to joke around OR
A UwU susy Baka girl/boy might say if someone makes them mad.

UwU:I LUV mha!!! :3 :p
Person 1:bro shut up you have said that at least 3 times WE ALL KNOW
UwU: hey! You should never t say that you might make me sad🥺👉🏼👈🏼
Person 2: yo person 1 isn’t wrong and plus what are you gonna do about it?
UwU:if I’m mad and I start laughing RUN *starts laughing*

by Bb_gurlllll July 6, 2023

He didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

When Xie Lian witnesses something so absurd he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

When Hua Cheng did 50 backflips and turned into a singular grain of rice, he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

by ThyMotherIsAttractive November 18, 2023

So funny I forgot to laugh

Most commonly, this phrase is used to describe a joke that's lame.
Much more rarely though, the joke actually is genuinely funny, but it has such an unexpected punchline, or otherwise is delivered so unexpectedly that it draws a delayed reaction due to the audience needing time to process WTF they just heard.

Guy 1: (Offers a cracker) Hey, want to be a cannibal?
Guy 2: (Freezes up completely and stares dumbly for 10 whole seconds, and then finally starts laughing) Damn, that was actually good! That literally was actually so funny I forgot to laugh.

by anonymous March 20, 2026

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<.7.9.7.6>I Am Laughing ANd Crying, I Call It OCnsent<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>I Am Laughing ANd Crying, I Call It OCnsent<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Funny, did laugh

The opposite of not funny did laugh if someone says this to you then you're basically a god you can flex on bill the guy who is so unfunny that your ass cheeks are so tight that not even a gay man can get in

Clown: Why don't scientists trust atoms
Laugher at anything: Why?
Clown: BECAUSE THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING
Laugher at anything: Funny, Did laugh
Laugher at anything: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH

by Wap=Waffleandpancakes June 17, 2023

live, laugh, larp

An iconic take on the more traditional "live, laugh, love" for those brave enough to live well, laugh often, and enjoy a rousing weekend of Live Action Role-Playing.

I had no idea that Kim enjoyed Live Action Role-Playing until I saw the "Live, Laugh, LARP" sign hanging in her office!

by TheGodfatherofPRU March 8, 2024