Dan Lang

Someone you loves chodes so much but can’t tell his girlfriend so instead brings her to a restaurant called chodies

Your being a real dan Lang right now

by Dan_bob123 February 21, 2021

Kami Langan

A multidimensional traveler that has the ability to manipulate reality itself.

Dude One: Oh I hope Kami Langan will come to our universe!
Dude Two: I know, right?

by Lyra_Black March 1, 2021

Ling Lang

A huge asian Penis that is fully HARD.

I can see ling lang

by SammyDiasinos January 31, 2021

Poop Lagoon

A wet soggy anus, typically after having major swamp ass or diarrhea.

my ass is so wet, its like a poop lagoon down there!

by Cumcrusher March 18, 2021

rip landon

dont fall for it landon joke will be ur end

someone:"rip landon
someone else:" who is landon???"
someone:"landon my left n3t

by rose kai is king April 28, 2021

A Landon

A Landon is Usually a tall black male with sometimes a afro. They usually think they are hard BUT they are pretty cool and they are good in relationships. Landons are NEVER two-faced to anyone and you can always rely upon then.

You act so much like a Landon.

You’re such a Landon.

I want me a Landon

by Coppatoppa May 21, 2021

scott.lang.stan

hottest person alive, and funniest person in the fucking world 😍😍

omg scott.lang.stan is so hot she’s so funny 😩😩

by scott.lang.stan May 27, 2021