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Johnny Nelson

Johnny Nelson is the biggest company man in the history of sports. He reads from a Sky Sports or Matchroom script every time he performs an interview and is practically a puppet for the Hearn family. He is quite literally the dumbest man to ever talk about boxing minus maybe Chris Mannix
Jacob: Did you see the new Johnny Nelson interview on iFL TV?
Ruiz: yes, Johnny Nelson is a proper brown nose company man
by matchroomfanboy October 8, 2020
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Long Johnny

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long
by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017
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Johnnys Pizza

a BOMB ass pizza place usually only found in north louisiana, the farthest you’ll see one is Pineville.
dude i had johnnys pizza without you!

man FUCK you
by theballfondlerette August 22, 2023
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Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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Johnny Shot

Drank by only the baddest MOFOs!

1 shot of Malort
Chase with your well Tequila
** no lime no salt **
Person A: Can I get a Johnny Shot?
Bartender: You're wild AF!
by Doble P December 5, 2023
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Johnny Trap

A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.
Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap
by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021
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Johnny

Large red bearded man who simps for small blonde girls
That guy just met her and he’s already a Johnny
by Trickdaddy May 24, 2023
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