Wet Johnny

Similar to a Wet Willy except you are sticking a penis in someone's ear, not a wet finger.

Guy: Man, Frank schooled Bob by giving him a Wet Johnny!
Guy2: Is Frank gay?

by Matt Crabbe September 30, 2007

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Seo Johnny

A legendary Chicago boy who keeps blessing everyone with his insane talent and stunning visuals.

NCTzen #1: Oh my god did you see Seo Johnny?!
NCTzen #2: Wow he's so talented I'm bald!

by neogotmytoes November 2, 2018

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Pulling a Johnny

The act of sucking your own dick on a bus full of people.

Sometimes when I'm looking at porn on the bus I feel like pulling a Johnny.

by Fanny Fondler November 8, 2008

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action johnny

Holding a girl up while fucking her only using your own strength, then switching holes in mid air and keeping going full speed.

The pornstar was very sore after I gave her my signature action johnny.

by conjecturecycleflowmax November 28, 2010

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Pullin a Johnny

when a guy creeps up on a girl while she is asleep and spoons with her. Known as the ultimate kind of awkwardness when the girl wakes up.

Man that fag is Pullin a Johnny on Alysa!!!!!

by JW Inc. Worldwide June 24, 2010

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What do we have for 'em, Johnny?

A sarcastic comment that is used when someone figures out something really obvious. An imitation of a game show host announcing that someone has given the correct answer and has won a prize that his assistant (Johnny) will specify on cue. Often preceded by "Ding ding!"

Boss: "OK everyone, Brenda Smith is going to be out on Thursday so we need someone to volunteer to fill her time slot."
Mike Hawk: "I'm available that day. I can do it."
Boss: "All righty then. I'm going to go ahead and stick Mike Hawk in her slot."
Steve: "That's what she said! Or...um...actually I mean that's what HE said!"
(everyone laughs except Jim)
Jim: "I don't get it..."
(20 seconds go by)
Jim: "Oh haha, now I get it...Mike Hawk sounds like 'my cock!' It's sexual innuendo. That's a good one."
Steve: "DING DING! What do we have for 'em, Johnny?"

by Nicholas D February 20, 2009

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