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JESUS NAVAS

a word of expression. instead of saying JESUS! you say JESUS NAVAS. he is also a footballer.
Alex: I'm Gay.
edis: JESUS NAVAS, i didnt see that coming
by JESUSNAVAS August 31, 2010
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Jesus in Japan

A person who is like a fish totally and utterly out of water in every way, yet, they completely and effortlessly rule wherever they are, like a King Beagle or Top Dog

The name coming from the wildly juxtaposing idea of the Catholic/Christian messiah being in the most techonologically advanced country in the world.
"Man, check out Simon walking through those guys' hood, he's like Jesus in Japan!"

"I don't believe that, the quiet guy in the hat just strolled in here like he's King Beagle, threatened to Chamberlain one of those bikers, and sat down calmly, just like Jesus in Japan."

"Check that guy out, he doesn't speak a word of their language, dress the same or even care, but still, he's like Jesus in Japan."
by Tuco LeBlanca April 14, 2008
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jesus dollars

Extraterrestial currency that Jesus will give OR NOT give you when you die, considering you make it into heaven. The amount you receive is based on how good/bad of a person you were on Earth.

also known as "jesus bucks"
Jeremy: "Matt is such a stuck up, arrogant, spoiled bitch. He thinks just cause his dad is successful, it justifies him being so argumentative and getting fat all day."

Liz: "Don't worry jeremy, it doesn't matter that matt lives rich off his parents now. If he makes it into heaven that kid couldn't even afford the value menu, cause he's getting NO jesus dollars."

Jeremy: "HAHAHAHAHAH!!! jesus dollars? i'm putting that on urban dictionary!"

Liz and Jeremy: fist bump
by J DIBS August 26, 2011
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inverted jesus

act of sex involving one female and three males. Female lays on bed with head at foot of bed, tea bagging male number one who is standing above her. males two and three at each side of the bed receiving hand jobs from female, stretching her out like an inverted jesus
shit, that bitch was goin crazy, we layed her out like an inverted jesus!!!
by Cantankerous Captain Aptos March 29, 2005
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Raptor Jesus

The female human has two X chromosomes and therefore can give birth ONLY to females via parthenogenesis. In Varanus sp. (the Komodo dragon and relatives), parthenogenesis can produce only males. This is compelling proof that Jesus was, in fact, a monitor lizard.
Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.
by raptorjesusrawr September 25, 2010
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raptor jesus

Raptor Jesus, the o Holy lord of all our worlds. He owns us all, and his disciples. Follow him, and he will spare his might from you. Raptor Jesus can move at Ninjah Speed.
And our Lord, Raptor Jesus, Came Upon, and delivered his holy wrath, and smote us.
by RaySpeed January 24, 2008
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ninja jesus

An awesome ninja man who can use his super awesome ninja powers to tell people what to do. He can also walk on water, and Jesus is a very kickass ninja.
Ninja Jesus: Heeyah! Get me some -heeyah!- carrots!
Disciple guys: Yezzir.
by olli 2nd September 9, 2006
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