by JESUSNAVAS August 31, 2010
Get the JESUS NAVAS mug.A person who is like a fish totally and utterly out of water in every way, yet, they completely and effortlessly rule wherever they are, like a King Beagle or Top Dog
The name coming from the wildly juxtaposing idea of the Catholic/Christian messiah being in the most techonologically advanced country in the world.
The name coming from the wildly juxtaposing idea of the Catholic/Christian messiah being in the most techonologically advanced country in the world.
"Man, check out Simon walking through those guys' hood, he's like Jesus in Japan!"
"I don't believe that, the quiet guy in the hat just strolled in here like he's King Beagle, threatened to Chamberlain one of those bikers, and sat down calmly, just like Jesus in Japan."
"Check that guy out, he doesn't speak a word of their language, dress the same or even care, but still, he's like Jesus in Japan."
"I don't believe that, the quiet guy in the hat just strolled in here like he's King Beagle, threatened to Chamberlain one of those bikers, and sat down calmly, just like Jesus in Japan."
"Check that guy out, he doesn't speak a word of their language, dress the same or even care, but still, he's like Jesus in Japan."
by Tuco LeBlanca April 14, 2008
Get the Jesus in Japan mug.Extraterrestial currency that Jesus will give OR NOT give you when you die, considering you make it into heaven. The amount you receive is based on how good/bad of a person you were on Earth.
also known as "jesus bucks"
also known as "jesus bucks"
Jeremy: "Matt is such a stuck up, arrogant, spoiled bitch. He thinks just cause his dad is successful, it justifies him being so argumentative and getting fat all day."
Liz: "Don't worry jeremy, it doesn't matter that matt lives rich off his parents now. If he makes it into heaven that kid couldn't even afford the value menu, cause he's getting NO jesus dollars."
Jeremy: "HAHAHAHAHAH!!! jesus dollars? i'm putting that on urban dictionary!"
Liz and Jeremy: fist bump
Liz: "Don't worry jeremy, it doesn't matter that matt lives rich off his parents now. If he makes it into heaven that kid couldn't even afford the value menu, cause he's getting NO jesus dollars."
Jeremy: "HAHAHAHAHAH!!! jesus dollars? i'm putting that on urban dictionary!"
Liz and Jeremy: fist bump
by J DIBS August 26, 2011
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by Cantankerous Captain Aptos March 29, 2005
Get the inverted jesus mug.The female human has two X chromosomes and therefore can give birth ONLY to females via parthenogenesis. In Varanus sp. (the Komodo dragon and relatives), parthenogenesis can produce only males. This is compelling proof that Jesus was, in fact, a monitor lizard.
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