south jersey

its the beach not the shore, you've been to atlantic city and you eat at white house, its a sub, you can ride your bike any where, you don't need to go to the beach after prom b.c you already live there, you have beach parties, you can't wait to get away but once you do, you can't wait to get back, you don't wear OCBP gear-- any other one is good as long as you got it the right way, you know what crew is, you know that every friday night in the summer is reserve for a lifeguard race, you love wawa- can't get enough of it- and are there at least 2 times a day, the eagles are your team no matter what, you hear and know bad things about atlantic city high school, you have thrown and been to hotel parties since freshman year, and you know that south jersey is the best place ever.

OCBP-Ocean City Beach patrol
south jersey, atlantic city and below

by brig aka the rock December 28, 2005

Jersey Shore Twister

A drink invented in and commonly brought to the beach in the Jersey Shore area of New Jersey because it is against the beach rules to bring alcoholic beverages on the beach. It is gatorade with a twist: vodka. It can be served in a gatorade bottle or in a glass. Cheers!

Ex 1: Person One: "Hey dude, lets bring some beers to the beach when we go down to Belmar!"
Person 2: "No you cant! They dont allow alcohol on the beach! Let's bring out some Jersey Shore Twisters"
Ex 2: "I'll have a Jersey Shore Twister on the rocks"

by Slang Blade August 8, 2009

Jersey day

wake up, go work out, tan, dry cleaners, go home, have t- shirt time, get wasted at a club, and to end things bring a girl home unless she is a grenade and smash her.

Me and my friend had a jersey day it was awesome.

by partyboy1515 October 24, 2010

Central Jersey

Many people have never heard of Central Jersey, unless they have met someone fortunate enough to be from this area. This region exists because the inhabitants here find it to difficult to associate themselves with the debilitated Northern or trashy Southern parts of the state. People who live here are generally more wealthy and more educated - they also tend to have more subtle accents then their less-evolved neighbors.

Central Jersey can easily be defined geographically. By county, only Monmouth is fully incorporated. Start form the tip of Sandy Hook and follow the Raritan Bay coast until you reach the Driscoll Bridge on the GSP. Anything north of that bridge is NOT Central Jersey. From the Driscoll, draw a line to Princeton, and then from there a line to Manasquan. Everything within that roughly made triangle is Central Jersey.

Some may argue this area should be larger. It should not. Inhabitants of North and South Jersey will claim this region does not even exist - mostly because of the contempt they feel for our lack of enthusiasm at being defined as Northern or Southern. Central Jersey is the essence of New Jersey - we have minimum violence, low poverty, high incomes, the beautiful / not tourist beaches, and kind people. We do not have pine barren forests, hoagies, guidos, landfills, or petroleum refineries.

If you really want to see the real New Jersey, come visit Central Jersey and you'll understand why we separate ourselves as we do.

by Jersey Hero August 30, 2013

new jersey waterproofers

New Jersey has the most Waterproofers in the nation!

There are hundreds of New Jersey Waterproofers!

by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007

New Jersey

Do you remember how funny that jager-bomb guy was on youtube? Try living with him.

This is what people from New Jersey say. "Not now chief, I'm in the f-ing zone"

by waddlingpenguinpooper March 8, 2009

The New Jersey Turnpike Special

When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.

We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.

by Crotch Kid99877 July 9, 2010