Jeremy

Jeremy is the dumbest kid in the friend group, doesn't have a life and should technically be called a panda because he's so fucking FAT. (Fun fact: Panda's spend 16 hours of their daily lives eating) Also not unlike a panda, all the dumb fuck does is eat grass the vegetarian shit.

Friend 1: Fuck look at that fat shit.
Friend 2: Classic Jeremy.

by ShutUpJeremyYouDumbVegan December 2, 2021

Jeremy Blanket

When you get so shit faced that you pass out, and someone puts a shirt with pictures of Jez on them on you, like a blanket. They also shit in your mouth.

Wez got so shit faced last night that he wore the Jeremy Blanket!

by partyboy123 December 3, 2021

Jeremiah

A porch monkey, and has a big ass forehead

“Hey look its jeremiah monkey ass”

by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021

Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch

“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021

Jeremías

Jeremías is a really really really fucking asshole

Jeremías is an asshole, he's stupid as fuck

by Imaginauta December 5, 2021

Jereeping

JERRRRYYYYYS JEEP

The act of lookin fo some mud crickets, lot lizards or chicken heads while riding in the baddest Jeep around

May or may not lead to stds and a good time

Damn Bo I’m tryna do some hood rat shit with my boys, you down?

Nah man I’m cool, imma go jereeping later, get me some whorees, I’ll catch you after

Cmon man i wanna go jereeping too!

Nah dawg it’s a one man show…

by OgPD January 10, 2022

Jeremia

Jeremia is usually a big nosed man, so ladies, according to the latest studies, they tend to have also a bigger *ding dong* ;)

Look it's the guy with the big nose! - Oh his name must be Jeremia!

by psychopass00 January 16, 2022