Jason Girl

A Jason Girl is a girl who is in between being considered too fat for sex and just slim enough.

Oh yikes he brought a jason girl to prom

by Ashoota June 4, 2024

Jason Matson

World's best developer and a gaming conscript, he dominates every game he plays and develops catagory A software. He is also the developer of GSU.

Jason Matson is so sexy!

by jason god October 7, 2020

Jason L Davis

Man who likes phat cock along with his magnum dong that hangs so low it gets caught on women's faces

Hey Jason L Davis I hope you like the definition

by OmegaDaddyJake January 18, 2023

Jason

Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.

Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.

Jason is kind. Jason is smart. Jason is important.

by Jstaub1992 November 23, 2021

Jason

Big Dick n****a, huge fuck stick and is beautiful in bed.

Wow Jason penis is huge

by China Is fat af March 8, 2019

Jason Mimosa

When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.

Studies show Jason mimosas are the drinks of choice among bachelorette parties and Marines

by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023

Jason

Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.

I heard Jason’s dick puts horse dicks to shame

by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021