back asswards

Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.

That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.

by MrSmokey February 04, 2006

back box

another word for the anal passage

I was making love to my girlfriend the other night when I accidently went up the back box.She was not ammused at all!

by darkman69 September 14, 2008

Weak Back

A man who has a womens job. I.E. Lunchroom Lady

Mr. Fleenor is such a weak back, he's been serving in the cafeteria for the past six years.

by MrAllStarChris December 27, 2007

Back-9

The second half and presumingly less attractive years in a woman's life.

Maddison was a hottie in 2001 but now she's on the back-9

by Fraz Von Hoffer May 18, 2016

Snap-Backing

When your penis bends to incredible lengths before inevitably breaking and returning to it's neutral position, mangled and distorted. The name is given due to the snapping noise the penis makes as the muscles tear.

Bro, she was riding me yesterday, but she totally ruined it when she gave me a Snap-Back!

My boyfriend and I had rough, passionate, brutal, ball busting, jaw snapping, snap-backing anal sex yesterday.

by Richar Dick October 03, 2019

apple-backed

The act of shoving an apple down the back of someone's shirt, causing them to have an apple humped back.

Ahh man, I can't believe you just apple-backed me again!

by Golden Delicious The Second January 09, 2009

back-vag

When a persons ass crack is showing above the waist of their pants creating a vagina like crack on their backside.

Mike "Dude, that girl in front of us in economics totally had a back-vag going on."
Al "I know man. It was so hot."
Mike "Dude! She was 300 pounds at least!"
Al "I know."

by Adam Woodard February 20, 2007