super fap zone

A zone in which you masturbate intensely

I want to go to the super fap zone tonight.

by Shadow A4 July 12, 2014

Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.

Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"

by Coops34 December 4, 2010

Bro-zone

Bro-Zone is the direct area around a male that is generally unacceptable to be in unless you are "getting it on". It is a spinoff of the more widely accepted O-Zone, which is the area around the Earth that contains the elements which make the planet livable for human beings. If someone unwanted is in your Bro-zone then it is in danger of being depleted, making it uncomfortable to exist until they leave.

"Homie in the bar was all up in my Bro-zone, he was like a CFC yo."

by sexualtyranosaur August 27, 2009

Splash-Zone Brother

When you have sex in a room with other people.

Yo I heard you and Cescy having sex last night, I guess that means we're Splash-Zone Brothers.

by SplashZoneBro January 22, 2019

preemptive friend zone

the act of putting someone in the friend zone before they make any attempt to make moves on the other party. this allows for less confusion and emotional drama later on in the friendship.

Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.

Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees

by abominable snowmonster November 12, 2009

porn free zone

A Porn Free Zone (a pfz) is a device that is yet to screen pornographic videos. This could be your laptop, tablet or phone. This normally accurs when you first acquire your media device and feel it would be kept more clean with out viewing pornigraphic websites.
It is impossible for the device to go through its entire life cycle without porn but the battle to stay away as long as possible can become a mental challenge amongst peers.
(this does not include saved screenshots of snapchat sluts)

Tobe : hey did you see that creampie teen vid last night ?
Jord: no I didn't, any good ?
Tobe: yes mate, chuck us your phone and I'll get it up
Jord: no can do, it's a new phone and I'm keeping it a porn free zone
Tobe: what? You have had it 3 months and it's still pfz!! What the fuck
Jord: I know. I'm doing well

porn free cum sluts device

by Mr Peeper June 26, 2016

Entering the discomfort zone

To intentionally do uncomfortable things

"What are you doing?"
"Im (Entering the discomfort zone)"

by NonSkrapple April 18, 2022