im pissing

im pissing is basically saying im peeing.

IM PISSING MOM DON'T COME IN!!

by Milshake Froggii August 2, 2021

im ejaculate

When you're ejaculate

Lady is pretty Im ejaculate for half an hour

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

Im dead

Expression of something being so shocking you think its a dream and or finding something extremely funny

Nahh brooooo, im dead

by ImZenoh April 12, 2023

IME

Person who is weird, usually likes llamas. Drinker of beer and master procrastinator. General asshole with good sense of humor. Tolerable in small dosages.

Ime is day-drunk again pretending to be a galloping llama.

by Helen Wu April 3, 2017

im that fluffy

the user name of the biggest asshat on the internet

Fuck of im that fluffy

by sternypickle January 12, 2018

Im bored

Send help! im bOrEd

Mayday im bord.

"Becky left me to do this thing all by myself, im bored, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by look in the tags November 21, 2018

im cooked

If you're saying "im cooked", you're saying "nah bro im dead". This phrase is usually used when someone is in trouble, or some bad situation. Sometimes it can be used for when you're exhausted.

"Nah bro we have a test today?! Shii, im cooked!! I didn't practice at all dawg! Ight, im finna cheat"

by mynameischickachickaslimshady_ May 29, 2024