moth hands

when you shake your hand left and right really fast in a dimly lit area and your hand looks like moths wings

Last night in the parking lot I was mesmerized by my moth hands

by ellie-nor December 22, 2016

Hog in hand

Being caught off guard / Being in awe

"Did you see that knockout on UFC last night? I stood there, hog in hand, wishing it was me in that octagon! Then I started throwin' fist pumps."

by CaLeDee July 17, 2008

toss hands

a fight in which two white ghetto trash kids get offended by the other

alright alusha, you wanna toss hands?

by white firecracker April 21, 2017

hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating.

A lot of guys are hand celibate for No Masterbate March.

by Roman Archer June 30, 2019

No handed bandit

When you ride a bike with no hands and a handful of clout and swag

Ayo there goes Mari the no handed bandit

by Howwr October 27, 2020

Dick Handed

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.

After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!

by edsned October 27, 2010

Hand Fanning

Flashing and flaunting ones hands with fingers spread wide and palms facing inward in an exaggerated and embarrassingly shallow effort to draw attention to ones finger nails.

Don’t be hand fanning those Dollar Store press on nails in my face. These are the real deal! (hand fan) flash and click!

by South Side Shizzy April 28, 2020