honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

Twt honey

@twenzeez on twitter

twen posts a photo and gets lots of interaction but doesn't follow back he's a twt honey

by COCSHIE> ALL ARTISTS November 9, 2022

honey bumblebee

Adjective: female, sweet and adorable woman who is in a committed relationship, but is then hurt emotionally by her partner, and in retaliation, turns around and has sex with a close friend or relative of her partner. Unlike the hunnybee, she won't stab you physically, but she will be sure to make certain she hurts you back emotionally, so that you will never forget. She's not likely to consider having sex with someone her partner doesn't know.

Little Miss honey bumblebee put it down on me. Hope my boy don't find out.

Damn man you hooked up with that little honey Bumblebee. Isn't that your cousin's girlfriend.

Oh no son, why you bringing Little Miss honey Bumblebee over for dinner. I swear , last time she was here, she was licking her lips and "accidentally" letting her boobs fall out around your father .

by NocturnalOne May 18, 2018

Honey Mask

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you are handsome with honey mask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Michaelade June 11, 2021

honey rain

The Sweet Saturating Love of A Virtuous Woman That Can Defy All Odds. And Sent By God

Hey Man I Done Had Some Women In My Day. But No One Compares To Anita, Her Loving Is Satisfying To The Soul. Just Like Honey Rain.

by A Angel of God July 14, 2024

honey mammoth

a woman that cost 6 mana to play, 7 feet tall is a 6/6 & that has trample. "And i thought i had a big sweet tooth" -Gannet, Skysail zoologist

she fr a honey mammoth bro, the ground trembles with every step.

by mightymoose1234 July 1, 2024

honey asian

Its like a thicc and sexy possibly asian chick.

Shes a honey asian baby. -Candie

by Baron Humbert Von Gikkengen. March 8, 2023