Irish Road Hog

When you grab the balls and proceed to twist powerfully, slow but very painful

My girlfriend gave me the Irish Road Hog last night.

by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021

Apple Hog

A very large white female characterized by her affection for undocumented migrants who generally work in the fruit and vegetable picking/processing industry. Spotted in her native habitat, she is generally unemployed and stays home in the trailer all day while consuming large amounts oh high calorie diet items.

Hey Paco, did you see the Apple Hog that is staying at Carlos’ trailer? It looks like she swallowed Carlos again.

by Ragnarsix June 2, 2021

crack-hog

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.

"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."

by Pandy Orter April 14, 2004

Hog riding

When a male or female aggressivly rides ontop of a male during sexual intercourse, while yelling "HOG RIDAA".

- "Emil's mom was Hog riding me the other night"
- "That's so smash bro"

by Cornelius feet pics October 7, 2024

Driving the Hog

Driving the Hog means doing something wild or crazy. Similar to crashing out.

Hey did you see Jake last night, he backflipped off the roof at the party!

Yeah man he was straight driving the hog!

by CrashoutMaster3000 October 21, 2024

SLOBBER HOG

A nasty disgusting pig of a person

Tell that slobber hog bitch to stay away from my man.

by ONE AR BADDNESS December 5, 2024

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025