Skip to main content

green kid 

Some faggot on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that always rush, plant/defuse the bomb or basically, the opposite of what you want them to do. They bitch and whine about whatever things kill them and are usually 12-year old kids.

Green kids are that sixth player on your team that's not in your party, and therefore is green on the minimap and liable to suck.
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING GREEN KID YOU GOT ME KILLED

Oh my god did you see that fucking green kid rush plant the bomb?

"Hey go get the bomb" FUCK DUDE THE GREEN KID GOT IT
green kid by Dustinht July 14, 2010
green kid mug front
Get the green kid mug.
See more merch

Green Fever

When you smoke too much weed (especiall if it's dank) and get sick from it. Usually consists of severe shaking, uneven breathing, and delayed vision.
"I think I smoked too much...I really can't stop shaking. I probably have green fever."
Green Fever by kmhKILLS October 30, 2008

green apple smirnoff 

fun to drink, but will most likely make you throw up and regret it later. if it's really bad you won't be able to smell anything green apple without wanting to vomit until your hangover is over.
boy:dudee, i totally regret buying the bottle of green apple smirnoff

other boy: why

boy: i got so trashed and i puked, just the smell of green apple makes me sick now

Green Day 

Green Day is a seriously kick ass band. No matter what anyone says, they aren't sellouts...and i seriously hope they never become sellouts...i don't much cre for american idiot (except for boulevard that song kicks major ass), but that is just my personal opinion...and anyone who has their album Warning check out castaway that song is so under-apprecciated and shoulda been on their international superhits album.
International Superhits, Dookie, Warning, Nimrod, American Idiot...
Green Day by keeper19 March 2, 2005

green day 

A really good band. For those of you people who are saying that American Idiot is just all politically related, you are completley wrong. It says the real way of American living. Normal people have to deal with drugs and sex and real life problems everyday(streets, schools, etc). They just say what they really think about American people and life. And for those of you that are saying that Billie Joe can't sing live, you need to have an ear checkup. He sings really good. Just because they have some stupid teenyboppers and posers saying they are hot and sexy doesn't mean they are a poser or bad band. That's not theirfault. You have to actually listen and hear their songs and lyrics to see they are an excellent band. They say what they really think and I think that their albums are great. And If you hate Green Day well, this is just my opinion, and you have to respect that. And if you hate Green Day that much well then don't listen to their songs and don't be wasting your time posting nasty stuff over here. Cuz they don't even care what you think
I think Green Day is a really good band. If you don't like them, I don't care.
green day by MC122 May 13, 2005

green journalism 

This term is a criticism of modern journalism. It references to "yellow journalism" - a term used for the sensationalistic journalism during the turn of the 20th century. The green refers to money and the greed of the industry and/or the pro-environmental bias.
Often as sensationalistic as its yellow predecessor, green journalism tends to appeal to our emotions, exploit our fears, and pander to our vanity. It places a political agenda in front of the quest for journalistic truth and in its most demagogic forms tolerates no criticism, branding all who question it as enemies of the people.
-Jack Shafer
green journalism by obhwfgirl August 10, 2007

Green Day 

A very popular pop-punk band formed in 88 in the Bay area.
Green Day members include Billie Joe Armstrong (Lead singer and guitarist), Frank Wright III (better known as Tre Cool, drummer) and Mike Pritchard (better known as Mike Dirnt, bassist). Many say that Green Day invented pop-punk and have inspired other pop-punk bands to start. Green Day release their first EP (1000 Hours) in 91, but had their first big hit (Dookie) in 94. Hit songs include, Basket Case, Brain Stew, When I Come Around, 409 In Your Coffeemaker, Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) and most recently Wake Me Up When September Ends.