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Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.
Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?
by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023
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bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023
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Banana Goblin

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.

In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!
by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 4, 2022
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Goblin

Similar to a troll, a Goblin will post a statement that is obviously controversial, incorrect, defamatory, etc, on a social media platform in order to trigger an emotional response from people but instead of doing it for the reason of feeding off negativity, they do it for reason of acquiring klout and getting more clicks for their platform.
"that dude obviously knows what hes saying is messed up but it will obviously get him more shares and attention on tiktok sick of these goblins on here, try doing something original"
by Ro-BoWombo January 26, 2022
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Home goblin

A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals
Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off
by hiknouse420 February 9, 2023
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Cock goblin

What Jon does as a day job.
by Flex fire February 9, 2023
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Butter Goblin

A buttery delicious micro-bakery run by a sexy tall tiny toqued woman
Everyone should go check out Butter Goblin on Thursday December 8th @ Habit Coffee
by 👶 December 5, 2022
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