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glass salute

The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.
Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.
by Understatements January 8, 2019
mugGet the glass salutemug.

Glass

V. (British) Hit someone in the face or neck with a beer glass (possibly broken before).
He glassed the landlord because he'd been chatting to Jo
by oli_vi_er July 14, 2018
mugGet the Glassmug.
touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker
by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022
mugGet the touch the glass save your assmug.

Glass donkey

Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.
Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches

Jack : dude I get girls

Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey

Jack : *dies*
by prideguy69 October 29, 2021
mugGet the Glass donkeymug.

Upstate Shot Glass

When a female excretes her feminine juices after an intense sexual intercourse session into her partners belly-button and then slurps up said juices like a shot glass after

Originating in Upstate NY specifically Rochester NY
Yo bro…Tammy gave me an Upstate Shot Glass after we did it last night
by Db 33 January 8, 2023
mugGet the Upstate Shot Glassmug.

piss glass

As referring to something so cring it can't be described with words.
Saying piss glass is a way to tell you just can't describe it
-among us sussy sex
-piss glass
-what?
by Mong us October 11, 2021
mugGet the piss glassmug.

Glass Syndrome

A pedophile who knowingly and willingly engages in sexual activity with minors but refuses to acknowledge their mistake and take responsibility by dodging and deflecting questions and evidence.

Or..

A pedophile who refuses to acknowledge another pedophile's actions, knowing that if they do, they will be labeled as such.
Timothy is dodging responsibility for speaking to a minor; he must have Glass Syndrome.
by Moon&Soot April 4, 2025
mugGet the Glass Syndromemug.

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