de-friendectomy

The act of cutting out the de-friending of a Facebook friend. In other words, adding someone back after they are removed from the friend list on someone's Facebook page.

Joe was de-friended?? no way! Bob needs to perform a Joe de-friendectomy, i.e. re-friend Joe now!

by skibumdoc May 14, 2010

stir fried

A person of asian decent who at the time of speaking is fried or in the act of doing something that could be considered a act of fried

Dude that malaysian is stir fried to the limit right now.

by crabfeet May 16, 2010

Curry Fried Rice

A codeword for Carmel Roohi.

Sometimes Curry Fried Rice is sooo irritating.

by Ivaaa December 19, 2010

deep fried steak

stoned beyond all recognition of name place and time

dude whats up with Dick?

deep fried steak.

by hahahaha84 November 3, 2010

Jake friedman

A very annoying ginger kid with no friends

Kid 1: Yo lets chill and go golfing in the morning before I go get some really crappy looking shoes and a miami heat shirt to match my hair

Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman

by Brandon Morrison August 6, 2011

Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 30, 2013

h fried

The horrifying result of IOS trying to autocorrect "what?"

Recipient: "duuude, guess what?"

Deliverer: "H Fried?"

Recipient: WUT

by Christherobin December 17, 2013