A close relative of the 'Clevelend Steamer' and the 'Hot Carl,' the 'Minnesota Foot Soldier' is a sexual act wherein a partner defecates then steps barefoot in their own defecation. The other partner then licks the first partner's feet and sucks their toes.
by Conscious Pilot March 5, 2008
Get the Minnesota Foot Soldiermug. this is a normal occasion so dont start feeling uneasy when you see the definition.
v. normally done pre-esr, when you take your big toe, and soften up an insertion point, for esr this point would be the eyeball.
v. when you're running in a race and all the sudden you have to take a shit.
you're in 2nd place and the person running in front of you really isnt that far away so, as you run, you take the shit inside your pants and make sure its nice and wet and juicy. you take off your pants and commence in throwing them at the man in front of you. this will end up covering him in poopy and he will begin to cry. now you commence to pass him up in the race but as you run past him, you spooge in his eye.
v. normally done pre-esr, when you take your big toe, and soften up an insertion point, for esr this point would be the eyeball.
v. when you're running in a race and all the sudden you have to take a shit.
you're in 2nd place and the person running in front of you really isnt that far away so, as you run, you take the shit inside your pants and make sure its nice and wet and juicy. you take off your pants and commence in throwing them at the man in front of you. this will end up covering him in poopy and he will begin to cry. now you commence to pass him up in the race but as you run past him, you spooge in his eye.
dude i totally blue footed boobied your mom last night before i ESRed her.
dude i was runnin in the marathon and blue footed boobied the guy in front of me and got first place.
dude i was runnin in the marathon and blue footed boobied the guy in front of me and got first place.
by Paco the all knowing. September 4, 2004
Get the blue footed boobymug. 'Dead cats foot'
The term used to describe the often dangerous, bacteria filled donner meat often found in your local takeaway.
It can be found rotating slowly on a vertical spit with a crispy burnt surface and a luke warm to room temp centre.
As we know, bacteria flourishes in room temp to medium heat.
Think!.
The term used to describe the often dangerous, bacteria filled donner meat often found in your local takeaway.
It can be found rotating slowly on a vertical spit with a crispy burnt surface and a luke warm to room temp centre.
As we know, bacteria flourishes in room temp to medium heat.
Think!.
by Hotornot August 29, 2005
Get the Dead cats footmug. a person stalks irish people, and is very short and stares at peoples computers and waits for them at buses and wear cheap and shit jewerly. Also finds peoples names out on facebook during class and adds them.
girl: hey david added me
girl2: oh did you have ur facebook up in class
girl: yeahhh
girl2: oh hes a four foot munchkin then
girl2: oh did you have ur facebook up in class
girl: yeahhh
girl2: oh hes a four foot munchkin then
by irishlianneandcourts April 14, 2011
Get the four foot munchkinmug. by OG Gringle October 3, 2016
Get the half-foot hammermug. In the world of tabletop role-playing games, "Dungeons & Dragons" especially, a 10 foot long stick typically used by groups of adventurers to trigger mechanical traps from a safe distance.
Jaroslav: "I don't know...I'm telling you, that tile looks definitely sketchy..."
Elliwick: "Well, good thing I brought my untouched 10-foot pole for the only purpose it's gonna ever be used for!"
Elliwick: "Well, good thing I brought my untouched 10-foot pole for the only purpose it's gonna ever be used for!"
by TerabyteTom May 27, 2020
Get the 10-foot polemug.