Haunted File

A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry.

Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"

Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"

Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.

Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"

Why oh why did I touch the Haunted File, I didn't even need to.

by TheSpazFromRainman March 13, 2022

The Flexburger War

A war that broke out when Flexburger and Daniel Larsons manager, Josh, leaked Daniel nudes and accused him of being a predator. Josh was also responsible for tricking Daniel into getting nude on his live, causing the May 6th incident.

"Were you tuned during The Flexburger War man?"

"Ofc bro"

by daniel larson enthusiast March 27, 2022

National flex your muscles day

April 19 is when you send a friend, partner or someone you trust a picture of you flexing ur muscles.

*sends a picture of big booty flex*

wow! Happy national flex your muscles day! Here is one too ;)

by Nukemaster69 April 19, 2022

vrm files

vrm files are the files used by vtubers for their models

person 1: hey !! where can I find your vtuber models folder ??
person 2: the vrm files are in this folder.

by gorou fan April 20, 2022

Dunno flex

The flex is done, the motive and or action is no longer the plan or is finished.

Its a dunno flex for that man
Aii, dunno flex man I gotta go home.

by Ahliefam May 9, 2022

Thrill flex

An impulse on a whim. Like a copycat shooting. A Thrill Flex with all the News and Social media inspired violence based on young men, not legal adults yet, thinking they can get away with because everyone else is doing it. A Thrill Flex.

He took a gun from his guardian to rob a convenience store because on a Thrill Flex impulse because he felt empowered.

by SLAYING DRAGONS 🐉 June 5, 2022

junk file

The bottom feeder of crack heads!.. A junk file

The guy was a total junk file looking out for his next hit

by Forbiddentruth August 8, 2022