Highway fairy

A perticular individual, usually female, which can be found on busy streets and, for the proper payment, can fulfill all your wishes.
Synonyms: Street hooker, whore, prostitute

- Have you heard? Katy Perry shamed an American Idol contestant for having three children!
- Well, what would you expect from a highway fairy turned popstar?

by Zerberos666 April 11, 2023

fairy cottage broheim

An underground criminal organization centered around that presenting themselves as "closeted" and seeking advice from victims. They use their "straight" identities to cover for their crimes or simply to get more money for prostitution if they are unable to find victims by "being straight for pay". They specialize in murder, rape, torture, larceny, police impersonation, and identity theft, and sex trafficking minors and migrants, and interfering with solving crimes or investigations, not to seek help from the LGBT community. Collectively they all appear to have sociopathy (ex: pedophilia, torture, rape, ect), as a part of their main collective ideology and identity. They lurk on extraterrestrial or paranormal forums often for insights on reclusive or abandoned locations to get rid of evidence. This helps obscure the crimes while their "fairy cottages" are a trap house-like network from the East to West.They have often used DNMs and Tor-like browsers, using for hire services across multiple states. Often the police and FBI appear unable to connect crimes because they specialize in DDOS attacks on police reports, and using connections with telecommunications company employees. "Hello we are the police, this is the police speaking" is a common thing to hear instead of the usual script. They sympathize with the Russian agenda in terms of revealing weaknesses in our communities, undermining the police and the emergency contact system, and destroying communities.

"What happened to your friend?"
"Her ,her husband, along with his sister were kidnapped and tortured by the fairy cottage broheim and the damn police just say the group doing the B&E might have been trying to help them out.... by killing their family and pretend to be them even!"
"Dude those people aren't the police, its literally just the fairy cottage broheim. They just 3d print fake badges and patches, slap them on mechanics and EMT uniforms, haven't you heard??"
"Wtf why would I know about this weird ass shit!?"
"......oh da....iunno"

by Justamazedtheygetaway April 19, 2023

Fountain Fairy

Home challenged individual pulling coins out of a fountain.

Throw a penny in the fountain for the fountain fairy to grant your wish

by Jesse Flies May 14, 2023

Fairy kiss

Fairies have the ability to mark people with a sort of invisible protection charm by kissing them on the nose. It prevents the Fairy Queen from killing the (at least not right away) as the Fairies show trust in whoever they kiss and possibly would not want them killed. The kisses are know to be very light and soft, full of love and light.

Him: I will always remember her and her fairy kisses

by SwitchesEnriches September 20, 2023

The Milk Jug Fairy

A fairy who steals your milk in your sleep. Later to be returned with a special gift.

"My milk is missing!" "The milk jug fairy must have made a visit"

by Abterfuge234x October 5, 2023

Fat Ginger Fairy

A common name for a retarded cuck. Usually guys from jones county, ga named Garrette trying to start a religious cocaine cult.

Yo. What the fuck is wrong with that fat ginger fairy?

by Gump_is_an_asshole July 13, 2023

Fireball Fairy

Noun: A women who is in their early 20s will appear with a fanny pack filled with the brim with fireball minis and will proceed to pass them out with a decent amount of people around. After everyone who was given a shot, and takes it with her, she will disappear in just a few moments time, until you are graciously greeted again someday.
The woman often appears during large events like concerts and etc.

I was with Josh Peck at the Yung Gravy and bbno$ concert when we were greeted by the much needed Fireball Fairy. What a night that was.

by ManOfTheMay August 12, 2023