Livestock Fingering

The practice of inserting a finger in and then out of any farm animal until one of you completes.

Can be done for your pleasure or for the animals.

Hey Pete, do you want to go to the country to do some Livestock Fingering? I've fingered a goat and a ram but never a chicken.

Its 9am. Have you fingered your livestock today?

Have you gotten to Third Base (aka fingering) with that ram?

by PartTimeLover November 23, 2009

Solomon's finger

A small, shrivelled, usually foul smelling member, reminiscent of an ancient wizards finger.

To be honest, when I saw he had a Solomon's finger I knew it wasn't going to be a great night.

by Truthsayer27 May 16, 2011

Diesel Finger

When you stick your finger in a chicks ass just before she comes. She bucks so wild and cums so hard your finger pops out! You know have diesel finger

I can still smell the Diesel Finger from last night with that hot blonde.

by Dirk J Kuberus August 16, 2009

Blunter Fingers

When a person develops a skill for rolling blunts.

This cat right heres' got blunter fingers.

by thomas cramner October 22, 2008

Quimmy Fingers

After the act of a woman masturbating, she then has ''quimmy fingers''.

This could also be referred to a mans fingers after the same act.

Quim

Dan: aah mate how was she?

John: sweet, she gave me quimmy fingers.

by Dan? Yes Dan March 23, 2012

finger slip

when a person places there hand on your butt, and starts running it slowly toward the bottom of your butt cheeks and then slips a flinger between so it touches your privet parts

So the guy touch my butt and gave me the (finger slip)
and it kind of felt good!!!!

by AmberTamberKamber December 16, 2011

Alien Fingers

noun - when an asian relaxtion therapist from a rub and tug/ happy ending is massaging your upper leg and proceeds to tickle your anal by slipping her fingers into your butt. The alien-fingered person recieves much pleasure from this. Secret suggestion can be shown with the hands by making up and down movements with your fingers like an actual alien would.

Ex - "hey mike, how was the happy ending?'
"Great man, I got alien fingers!"
"Nice, now thats a happy ending"

by Slimefeld August 22, 2007