Ed

A 30 year old man who falls in love with teenage girls because he cant get any love from anyone else apart from his mommy

How are you today ed .. im okay mommy can i have a line of coke please

by Eddy mo.. December 7, 2019

No-ED

Killers Who Receive No Head and should be burned

Yo this doctor is gay. Is he running No-ED, bruh it's Doctor

by Faxtual Speaker October 29, 2021

Ed Andersson

Ruby Coombes' dad. Dont ask questions.

Wow i swear thats Ed Andersson? Yeah him and ruby cant stay off eachother

by EpicKKKmember November 20, 2021

ED SHEERAN

Probably the kindest person to exist. He makes amazing music with deep melodies and lyrics that hit differently. Do you want emotion? Go listen to Ed Sheeran.

Ed Sheeran is super awesome.

by HOPP3R June 17, 2022

Ed Syndrome

"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em

People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?

Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.

by princessemily123 August 23, 2016

Dj-ed out

The act of being so cranked out that you lay on your belly on the floor and try to stare under the door jam to see or hear what's going on the other side because you're so paranoid and on meth.

I went to Ben's house, but he was too dj-ed out, so I left.

by thEwaTcher October 27, 2015

Aaron-ed

To diddle an animal, reptile, or amphibian sexually.

That poor dog got aaron-ed by that depraved individual

by Addacus August 6, 2025