google drunk

When you're so drunk you believe you have the answer to everything

Yo I was so Google drunk last night I started explaining the science of getting high.

by Hawiw November 2, 2016

bum drunk

The act of drinking until drunkenness on a completely empty stomach.

No food, but a bottle of wine = bum drunk.

by NathanTo June 11, 2017

drunk friendly

The act of loosing ones inhibitions, invading personal space and using inappropriate humour to garner attention from a desired individual.

Note: alcohol is not necessary in order to be drunk friendly

I saw you getting drunk friendly with that hot guy at work

by theedteam April 21, 2015

Anal drunk

Getting your mrs so drunk she’s okay with anal, but not too drunk that she passes out. Essentially there’s a perfect window of drunkness you’re aiming for a top night in bed.

Ahh I reckon a couple more bevs and she’ll be anal drunk, let’s get the tequilas in!

by DucksAsshole27 August 28, 2022

Drunk Tab

An imaginary tab that never gets paid, only added to when you get drunk. Add anything to it!

"You punched the bouncer last night?!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"

"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"

by ae17 December 26, 2012

Internet Drunk

When someone uses social media to announce to the world they are drunk, when clearly they are not. Tell tale signs of "Internet drunk" are perfect grammar, no typos and a cleverly executed post.

Guy1: Check this fly bunny on Twitter. She nothing but giggles, yo! POST: "I'm so drunk right now, I forgot to conjugate a verb"
Guy2: Who this bitch be lying? She nothing but Internet drunk! Believe dat!
Guy1: You tripping son!
Guy2: Let's go measure our dicks?
Guy1: Word up!

by @TheRealLobot May 15, 2013

treat drunk

Being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink given by way of compliment or as an expression of friendly regard.

"Last night I was a treat drunk"
"You're such a treat drunk"

by Beatsick September 24, 2007