Gratificatory Disorder

To "march the penguins", Get the "Big O", to "Ya-ya" her sisterhood, to "Find Nemo", to say "Yoo-Hoo" to the "Hoo-Hoo", to Masturbate.

Your sister is saying Yoo-hoo to the Hoo-hoo,

She has Gratificatory Disorder.

by pitsweater June 23, 2025

playboyškatla disorder

playboyškatla disorder is when a person is making up scenarios, and then overthinking about it, and then saying ''how are u?'' to his friend and then starts complaining about it and then pushes people away and starts being uga buga big dum dum. His words are as meaningful as screaming turtles! USELESS! When u tell them and try to help them because ur their friend, he says GO AWAY, but hit me up when u have problems. Sadly doctors haven't found the cure for this diagnosis, BUTTTT the legend says that you just have to invite them to play league.

person 1: how are u?
person 2: DONT ACT LIKE U CARE, UR ASKING ME THIS JUST CUZ U NEED TO!
person 1: ehmmm wtf
person 2: STOP ACTING LIKE U CARE, NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME!
person 1: i diagnose u with playboyškatla disorder!

by bigsmartsmart April 23, 2022

Willow Disorder

A disorder which everyone loves Toms cat named Willow and will do anything for her even if it's life or death

I have Willow Disorder

by AWildTom June 2, 2022

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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Trumpistic Disorder

(noun): A behavioral disorder characterized by a combination of many of the following traits: Narcissism, Impulsivity, Grandiosity, Manipulativeness, Conflict-seeking, Reality Distortion, and Blame-shifting.

During the meeting, his trumpistic disorder became evident as he dominated the conversation with grandiose claims, shifted blame for any issues onto his colleagues, and disregarded the factual data presented.

by Brad_B June 4, 2024

Political disorder

Anarchy

OMG those kids are full of so much anarchy, and political disorder

by < J Sizzle > February 4, 2009

Sensory processing disorder

sensory processing disorder (shortened term SPD) is when you are either overstimulated or understimulated easily when it comes to certain senses.

when you are overstimulated on a certain sense, you may be more sensitive to it in general and it can stop you from doing certain activities. when you are understimulated on a certain sense, you may need more of that sense to process it correctly. the things you can be understimulated or overstimulated on vary from person to person, which is why one person with SPD can be extremely sensitive to sound while another can be less sensitive to sound than average, which is why you should not self diagnose SPD (or any mental disorder) because the symptoms highly vary.

The things you can be sensitive or non sensitive to include but don't limit to: Sight, Smell, Hearing, Taste, Touch, Balance, Light, ECT. If you suspect that you may have SPD or any other mental disorder, stop reading this and self diagnosing, go talk to someone about it, and get a diagnostic AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

Sensory processing disorder usually means you're overly sensitive to stimuli that other people are not. But the disorder can cause the opposite effect, too. In these cases, it takes more stimuli to impact you. On the other hand, lack of sensory input can impact your social and emotional health.

by s0_very_b0red December 22, 2023