Cumpanion

A cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet next to your pillow which, when gazed upon, provides companionship during lonely nights.

When I went to bed and put my head on my pillow I smiled when I saw my cumpanion - a cum stain left on my fitted bedsheet by a guy I hooked up with - and felt for a moment that I wasn't really alone after all. But my smile faded and I soon shed a tear because after I wash my sheets my cumpanion will be gone.

by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026

Cumpanionship

The feeling of companionship you get from a cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet near your pillow. Without it, you would feel lonely sleeping by yourself.

I enjoy the cumpanionship of the big crusty cum stain left by the hot guy I hooked up with last week. I may not wash my sheets for a while because I don't have a boyfriend and don't want to lose my cumpanion.

by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026

Topless cupcakes

A reference to the attire of Kate Perry and her back-up dancers in the video "California girls".... it is usually said by girls to compliment another girl on how delicious any baked goods they made in the oven look.

Can also refer to a picture of a girl holding up a baked good in a stylish pose.

1) Picture of a girl holding a pink cupcake in a stylish pose

Girl 1: (comment) Wow, you did a good job baking! Topless cupcakes!

Girl 2: Agreed, Topless cupcakes

by jwlnler88 August 2, 2010

rebel cupcakes

proper name for above the law youngsters out for a good time with dessert media. lovers in the purest form looking shinanigans with food.

man those two are cool, and have pudding.
yeah they are rebel cupcakes.

by rawr37 September 8, 2010

Hollywood cupcake

An eyeful of voluptuous cleavage

the winning move was clearly offering James a Hollywood cupcake as we bumped into him on the way up the stairs

by Dennich Wallmacher April 15, 2012

Skank-cupcake

An awesome person

(to best friend) "Oh my gawd, you're such a skank-cupcake! I love it!!!!"

by Smurfunicorn March 8, 2013

pumpkin cupcake

The best person you will ever meet. They love popsicles and are close companions and allies with puffins. If you are a pumpkin cupcake, your friends are probably puffins. Or popsicles. Or cats.

I love that pumpkin cupcake!

by permpkincerpcake June 28, 2014