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Covid-18

When the child you groomed for the past 10 years finally turns 18 and wants to sleep with you but you suddenly lose attraction for them and say that you can’t cus you caught Covid.
Sorry I can’t hang out tonight. I caught Covid-18
by Beaglemaster69 April 16, 2022
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COVID-19

Propaganda: an ingenious ploy to reroute the US trade commissions, close the borders, integrate other aliens into the population disguised with masks, distract the people from the injustice that is taking place in their every day lives, raise prices, engage in profit wars, control the already dumbfounded population, distraction decoy.
If the COVID-19 virus truly exists, the U.S. government already made the mistake of infecting the U.S. citizens with it and are now paying out money to all victims who are exposed and dormant to the virus.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 17, 2022
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covid unit

It's a measurement of time lasting about 2 years or who knows forever.
Jack worked on that project since March 2020 or one covid unit.
by lsannarbor April 19, 2022
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Covid stew

A term for seeing a large amount of people rejecting quarantine rules in a centralized location while being entertained.
Lol. Pool party during covid? Whole pool is Covid Stew.

The club was packed. Elbow to elbow. It was like a pot of Covid stew in there. Just all hot and savory. Being served proper.
by THCannoissuer December 26, 2020
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Covid Cut

A way of sharing a joint. Filters are placed at both ends of a cigarette roller and weed is placed between them. After the joint is rolled, it is cut into half to make two mini joints called a "Covini"
Hey man I don't pass joints around anymore. I just use a covid cut to make two covinis to pass out to friends.
by maninvan December 27, 2020
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Covid-19 (20/21)

The country’s total number of corona infected cases and deaths on Donald J. Trump’s last day at the White House, on January 20, 2021, whose inept leadership and hands-off attitude in containing the pandemic crisis are responsible for the United States having the world’s highest number of infections and fatalities.
With the blood of tens of thousands of Americans on his hands, shouldn’t the president morally and criminally be charged for first lying to the nation about the severity of the pandemic and then for abdicating his responsibility in handling the crisis since he lost the election, which would have prevented the Covid-19 (20/21) record numbers?
by Covido January 1, 2021
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Covid

This whole scene is Covid.
by NormonMormon January 2, 2021
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