coffee

1. synonym for cocaine.

2. simply grand.

Goddamn i need a coffee break.

by yourmombiatch February 20, 2005

Dutch Coffee

marajuana, pot, etc. so named because in coffee shops in holland, you are allowed to smoke as much marajuana as you want, as long as it is not mixed at all with tobacco.

Dutch guy: hey, want to go het some dutch coffee to smoke at the shop?
other Dutch guy: sure man, lets pick some up in that alley near the college.

by Ana Bieze November 1, 2008

coffeeshop

Adjective that means to be laidback and fun.

I like to hang around coffeeshop John.

by Mirek October 2, 2006

Truckers Coffee

When someone chews Coffee beans so that they get all the caffeine in them and washes it down with Mountain Dew, Redbull, Monster or any high in caffeine energy drink for maximum caffeine power.

Tim was pulling an all nighter studying using Truckers Coffee to keep him awake.

by Truckin'Love May 17, 2013

coffeemaker

a white person (usually female) who finds black people attractive

- "that black guy over there is so hot!"
- "girl, you are such a coffeemaker!"

by carriejean December 10, 2008

Coffee Crotch

A girl with dark stains on the sides of her pussy. It has the appearance that she has coffee stains between her legs. The discoloration is enough to scare even the horniest of men.

That chick has a bad case of coffee crotch!

Joe: What is that ugly stain on the sides of her pussy?

Sam: Oh, she has a bad case of Coffee Crotch!

by 61063 February 20, 2011

Brown Coffee

When you or your partner poops into a coffee grinder, then mixes the resulting slurry with breast milk and mountain dew then throws it out because seriously that's disgusting why are you even reading this.

(A man has stopped by a diner to take a break from his long country drive.)

Man: What coffee do you have? I need to stay awake for a few hours to get back to the city.

Waiter: Well, we have Brown Coffee, but it's an acquired taste.

Man: How so?

Waiter: Well, it's very bitter. However, it's pretty popular around these parts because of the full-bodied taste.

Man: Sounds good. How much is that?

Waiter: Well, it's 20 bucks, and an extra 50 if you want to watch.

Man: That much?!

Waiter: Well, it is freshly squeezed.

by Trolling throwaway123454321 June 30, 2011