chat mat

like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.

you: omg look, its chat mat himself.

your mate: stop being salty he rejected you and get over him

by crueltycrevice February 5, 2023

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Shat Chat

A fart, toot, poor or flactuaence.

My dad loves to shat chat and blame it on me.

by JC 24 me January 6, 2017

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master chatting

Too engage to chat to another person in an online dating site, then proceed to rub mustard on your "penis" and physically masterbate.

I was master chatting with Jessica all night long .

by Jackoff biotch 123 May 14, 2017

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When you and another friend are texting or chatting on the Internet and you start talking about deep, philosophical subjects that explore the meaning of life and other things one would not otherwise contemplate.

Mike: So me and Jen were having a deep chat philosophy last night and we figured out the meaning of life.
Bob: And?
Mike: It was cool.

by nexorcexor September 7, 2013

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A Outcast From The Group Chat

I started being a weirdo and annoying guy in the group because I think it's funny and now my friends started ignoring me and now I became A Outcast From The Group Chat

I'm the weirdo that got ignored I now became A Outcast From The Group Chat

Don't be like me guys worst mistake in my life

by Raddical Weirdo February 6, 2023

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chat brain

When you indulge in twitch so much that the streamer you watch is the only thought process you can formulate. One that will choose to comment in a streamers chat even after the streamer is done streaming. Having chat brain come from being an overly dedicated twitch fan.

Yo Mike you gotta stop watching so much twitch your going to get chat brain !

by BILL YENZEN September 24, 2022

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