Canadian Hair Gel

When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight

that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel

by DirtyD23 December 1, 2010

Canadian goose hash

Another name for chewing tabacco

Hey brother let me get a pinch of that Canadian goose hash

by TruckerBoy87 June 25, 2019

Canadian Nut Launcher

A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.

"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."

by 3leafedIvy October 27, 2023

Canadian Triple Piercer

The sexual act of three men coating their genitals in warm maple syrup and then shoving their penises into the woman's anus over and over.

Those men got really sticky with Amy last night, must have done a Canadian Triple Piercer.

by xXMLGSHREKTXx May 16, 2016

Canadian group chat

A situation in which there are multiple (two or more) couples in the same room, all having sex, but not switching partners and with no threesomes/foursomes/etc. An extremely polite sex party.

Wanna get in on this Canadian group chat later tonight?

by Atlanta-Canadian group chatter May 6, 2018

Canadian Sand Devil

When your reverse cowgirling on a man with Hot Flumunda and he screams "Gonorrhea" while clawing at your hips only to keel over and peel his rich and ripe Gono glands off your coochie

hey i just got with a man on tindr last night. he preformed the "Canadian Sand Devil" and now imma cry

by GreenTheFae May 10, 2022

canadian ski patrol

Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.

The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !

by Canadian Ski Patrol April 14, 2014