Canadian Hair Gel

When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight

that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel

by DirtyD23 December 1, 2010

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Canadian Nut Launcher

A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.

"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."

by 3leafedIvy October 27, 2023

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canadian ski patrol

Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.

The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !

by Canadian Ski Patrol April 14, 2014

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canadian trash can

When you poor maple syrup and semen into someone's asshole and eat it while they attempt to shit

I was eating her ass when she suggested the Canadian trash can

by Mexican4days March 29, 2016

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canadian cluster fuck

a large canadian orgy

I was in Quebec and saw a canadian cluster fuck and came a little.

by communist billy mays November 2, 2010

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When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved

I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged

by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014

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