bush jumper

one who specialize`s in the art of jumping on/into bushes belonging to other people.
this art involves a lot of practice to get your posture just right as u soar through the air and can take many year or even an entire life time to perfectly master. it may also be added to the 2050 Olympic sports as a spanking new category which will be a great milestone for the profession. so go join the local bush jumper club in your area and have fun.

person1. hey joe, wanna go past old billies and crash his fern bush for a bit of bush jumper action?
person2. k
person3. k

bush jumper by ode to gods bum December 7, 2020

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Bush Diver

A man who embarks on deep woods camping trips with the goal of fishing, drinking, smoking pot and eating mushrooms. Usually this man is rugged and irresistible to women.

Girl #1: “Hey it looks like that bush diver just got back from a camping trip.

Girl #2: Yeah, I’d love to spend the night with him

Bush Diver by Bushdiver#5 January 6, 2021

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bush crumbs

When you go to perform oral on a male or female and you see bumps, mostly lint, lice, crabs or some other unidentifiable object in their pubic hairs.

"Janet took off her panties and that is when I saw alot of bush crumbs fall on the floor."

bush crumbs by Bsugar13 January 14, 2021

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Bush Cheese

Sticky pubic hair,

particularly found at that base of male penis or testicles that leaves a thick pasty, crusty light yellowish white overlooked residue and has a subtle smell of gouda cheese brewing in crock pot set on low.

Peter never showers after he fucks Karen so he just walks around with bush cheese all day!

Bush Cheese by Bsugar13 January 14, 2021