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Arm boner

What you get when you someone slightly touches your arm. Your arm then proceeds to tense up and flings straight up in the air.
Alaura slightly touched my arm, and I got an arm boner! I broke his nose!
by Mmmmmpoopymichelle May 21, 2011
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Curry boner

a boner you have over tim curry mostly in rocky horror even if your straight
i was watching rocky horror and got a curry boner all of a sudden
by PAPA VEGETA May 6, 2018
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Flash-Boner

A boner that arises immediately from the presence of a really hot chick or some female body parts on serious display.
"Jessica walked in wearing a thong and a push-up bra and immediately I had a flash-boner."
by Dan_07 October 26, 2011
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coner boner

The act of having a massive erection for Conan O'Brien.
My coner boner was so huge last night when Conan stripped nude and started eating jelly beans!
by ConeyIsland69 February 28, 2013
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boner maintenance

Boner maintenance is the act of simultaneously stroking your weinner while searching for that part in a porno that you want to bust your load to.
I lengthened my jerk off sessions by like 10 minuets just by using boner maintenance!
by Bendito September 12, 2013
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Boner Vulture

Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.

Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.
"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."

"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."

"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."
by Kytay Courtnnifer August 26, 2013
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hell boner

A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.
Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip
by xerb May 2, 2019
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