Wickedly rude; someone who is bitchy for no reason; uses personal things against people; uses people for personal gain
by BG mommy June 5, 2009
Get the Heinous bitch mug.1. Stretch a bitch - Verb. To stretch a woman to her breaking point or until she becomes hostile and unpleasant to be around.
2. Verb. Used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. Verb. Used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care
2. Verb. Used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. Verb. Used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care
1.
John - Man, did you see Nikki last night?
Mr. Fred - Yeah, Phil sure stretched a bitch when he said she looked fat.
2.
Dr. Cho - What do you have this afternoon?
Dr. Milo - Just stretching a bitch, then I'm going to hit the club.
Dr. Cho - Hah, good man.
3.
Nancy McBoy - I don't know what to do man, what if she doesn't like me?
Tom - I donno man... Stretch a bitch?
Nancy McBoy - Pardon?
Tom - Oh, nothing Nancy, nothing.
John - Man, did you see Nikki last night?
Mr. Fred - Yeah, Phil sure stretched a bitch when he said she looked fat.
2.
Dr. Cho - What do you have this afternoon?
Dr. Milo - Just stretching a bitch, then I'm going to hit the club.
Dr. Cho - Hah, good man.
3.
Nancy McBoy - I don't know what to do man, what if she doesn't like me?
Tom - I donno man... Stretch a bitch?
Nancy McBoy - Pardon?
Tom - Oh, nothing Nancy, nothing.
by Urixo February 1, 2010
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Noun
1. Identified by characteristics similar to that of Bitch Dave, also known as "Jew Dave", "Jose", & "That Dave Bitch".
2. Commonly attributed with the credit of starting the pulling of the strings.
Discovered: Altoona, Pa
Noun
1. Identified by characteristics similar to that of Bitch Dave, also known as "Jew Dave", "Jose", & "That Dave Bitch".
2. Commonly attributed with the credit of starting the pulling of the strings.
Discovered: Altoona, Pa
Yo Man Alex: Yo man, look whos coming man.
Irish : AWWWW its dat Bitch Dave!
Bitch Dave: Wud Up Craiggg.. suck my dick Craiggg?
Craiggg : is that that Dave Bitch?
Bitch Dave: You tryin to go outside?.. Smoke a Po-rt?
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bitch Dave, why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug, and don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote, cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke
Irish : AWWWW its dat Bitch Dave!
Bitch Dave: Wud Up Craiggg.. suck my dick Craiggg?
Craiggg : is that that Dave Bitch?
Bitch Dave: You tryin to go outside?.. Smoke a Po-rt?
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bitch Dave, why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug, and don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote, cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke
by Irish (Lil Irish) November 18, 2009
Get the Bitch Dave mug.A female that is used for a booty call only at night that is usually less than the male's normal personal standard of physical attractiveness.
The reason she is a vampire bitch is because she is unattractive to the point that the male only wants to see her late at night with limited light and not himself be seen with her in public.
So ladies, if you only go over to a guy's house at midnight or later and he has no lights on and he has to lead you around the coffee table and such and you have to be gone for whatever reason before sunrise then you qualify as a vampire bitch.
The reason she is a vampire bitch is because she is unattractive to the point that the male only wants to see her late at night with limited light and not himself be seen with her in public.
So ladies, if you only go over to a guy's house at midnight or later and he has no lights on and he has to lead you around the coffee table and such and you have to be gone for whatever reason before sunrise then you qualify as a vampire bitch.
Jim: What did you do last night?
Glenn: Nothing
Jim: Then why did I see a Honda Accord in your driveway last night?
Glenn: I don't know what your talking about.
Jim: Of coarse you do. That red Honda Accord that was gone when I got up this morning.
Glenn: Oh that. That was just my vampire bitch!
Glenn: Nothing
Jim: Then why did I see a Honda Accord in your driveway last night?
Glenn: I don't know what your talking about.
Jim: Of coarse you do. That red Honda Accord that was gone when I got up this morning.
Glenn: Oh that. That was just my vampire bitch!
by Charlie T. March 31, 2013
Get the Vampire Bitch mug.No matter what your "mob" has carefully, flaw-free, organized she is the one person to find a glitch which sadly in the end dismantles their great, wicked plan.
"After a game of duck, duck, goose they realized they had sadly mistaken the duck- A Glitch Bitch which in turn was an adopted Mother Goose..."
by LocoInLA May 6, 2014
Get the A Glitch Bitch mug.Person 1: Hey did you see Madonna fall?
person 2: Yeah, but she's such an undercover-bitch, it was totally karma
person 2: Yeah, but she's such an undercover-bitch, it was totally karma
by Joe D + Imie T February 28, 2015
Get the Undercover-bitch mug.Susan Anthony drowned all four of her own kids in a lake. People speculate as to whether Prozac caused it or whether she was born that way, but they were in agreement that she was a sociopath bitch.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2017
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