When the penis is so big it weighs enough that the balls are pressed to go above the penis. Creating Up balls
by Coob Upballs March 3, 2021
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Phil's donky balls were hitting me just right last night.
George could never wear boxer shorts, on account of his donky balls.
George could never wear boxer shorts, on account of his donky balls.
by rojodojo April 17, 2015
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He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
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Ussually happens when the scrotum is under hot conditions.
Ussually happens when the scrotum is under hot conditions.
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Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.
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