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The Big Bat

The Big Bat refers to any man in whose penis extends 8 inches in length, and above 5 inches in girth. Someone who is referred to as "The Big Bat" will typically walk with confidence, knowing they are likely the most hung guy wherever they go. These men typically excel in the dating game, as word spreads quickly of the absolute monster in between their legs.
Person A: Hey, look over there, Owen is taking the hottest girl in town back to his place.

Person B: No wonder, he's The Big Bat for a reason.
Person A : I mean with a cock like that what girl wouldn't want to step up to the plate with The Big Bat
by KingNation120 October 7, 2023
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Fury Bat

A woman with bare bush on her Bat.
Jenny has a fury bat
by Max Donnanoodles August 18, 2016
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bat stick

Batman's schlong blessed by Lady Justice
'Stick that bat stick up in me Mr. Batman!' moaned Mary Jane.
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 6, 2023
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stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.
It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!
by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020
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fruit bat

a big bat in the family pteropodidae
they have big balls (no offense)
fruit bats are also called flying foxes
they look like dogs lol
I saw a big fruit bat hanging upside down on that big tree!
by arc April 11, 2022
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tuna bat

Hey man, nice tuna bat.”
by Monsieure Deeldo August 28, 2021
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January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023
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