April 21

National your boyfriend comes over day! He comes over and you get to cuddle for two hours then do whatever he wants!

Kaitlyn: wanna come over?
Caleb: not really

Kaitlyn: oopsie you have too it’s April 21
Caleb: what’s that mean?
Kaitlyn: national your boyfriend comes over day
Caleb: oh lord

Kaitlyn: and cuddle for two hours
Caleb: fuck

by Chicken fired beef April 21, 2021

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April third

The act of blowing up one pussy with fireworks during an orgy full of 80 year old men ejaculating on a hunky fat black man

I was out with my girlfriend until I got to experience April third

by Eniggama April 13, 2022

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April 5

All sexy cute amazing model beautiful gorgeous pretty people are born on this day and everyone falls In live with them instantly they will wanna date u even if they hate u they secretly have a crush on you

Stranger:WOW she must be born on April 5

strangers friend:Yep she’s pretty hot

April 5 girl:tehe ;)

by sexy wooden amber December 6, 2020

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April 4th

National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.

I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022

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April 24th

The day where multiple Josh Swains will fight until one remains.
The winner will be the real josh swain and will become the ultimate being.
This will happen at 40.8223286, -96.7982002 Noon.

"Yo, did you hear about april 24th?"

"Yes, It will be the greatest fight ever!"

by Purpledandy April 21, 2021

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April 7

A day where a cool person is born and a day where they must be worshipped like shrek and given all sorts of anime shit. If you have a friend born on this day and this day only you must worship them like shrek! If you are born on this day show this to your friends to force them to do your bidding.

Someone : Hey it’s my birthday today
Friend: isn’t it April 7....
Someone: yep!

Friends: ALL HAIL (someone) WE DO YOUR BIDDING

someone: I’ve bee waiting forever

by Frognut November 2, 2020

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