anal aerobics

The act of rapidly clenching your butt cheeks until they begin to puff the ass of your pants out (commonly done with a friend).

Sara and I had an intense session of anal aerobics last night.

My ass hole is getting saggy, i totes magotes need to do some anal arobics

by gayferMcqueer January 2, 2014

The Anal Iconoclast

A gasoline-powered dildo with 7mm studs, which I designed while in art school. Features a chainsaw-style grip, 6-speed transmission and a twin-turbocharged V8. Hybrid model is in the works.

The Anal Iconoclast is rated at 600 horsepower and 91-octane fuel is recommended.

by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015

Anal Roast

Putting a heavy coat of some sort of flammable spray (ex. Axe) on your condom while wearing it and setting it on fire then forcing it into your partner's anus

My girlfriend likes when I anal roast her, she said it's really hot!

by JustusYT March 2, 2016

anal fist

Stick an anal up your fist

Wanna anal fist

by 911didBush April 9, 2016

anal beads

beads you stick up your anal (asshole) for pleasure and they have round balls attached to it

Her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
Him: Not right now use the anal beads.

by daisoanal November 17, 2020

Anal beads

Mommy look I found these marbles! That's great honey now can you give them to me mommy is going to the bathroom for 2 hours

Anal beads marbles

by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN September 26, 2017

anal herpes

Fucking someone so hard that your jizz gives someone herpes in their ass

Docter:what seems to be the problem

Bob:my ass hurts
Docter:Lets see
Docter: you have anal herpes
Bob: Bitch wut
Bob: DAMN IT SAMANTHA

by Papa indian December 7, 2017